Brace Beats Bejeezus out of Beautiful, Bodacious and Benificient Quite Oh

Sunday, August 3, 2008,
Kuula, Second Life

Before shocked and terrified avatars, Brace Coral, founding member of New Citizens Incorpororated went on a rampage of widly transforming from shape to shape until in a blinding act of Avatar on Avatar violence beat Quite Oh senseless. “At first, we thought she was having a good time”, quivered Nikko Dezno, fluid running down his pipes, “but then Quite hit the ground as if lightnting struck! We were all in shock, and then we looked up only to see Brace wielding a bat over her, with a wide-eyed yet placid look on her face”.

Quite Oh, who was allegedly beaten sensless, over and over claims to not recall the event, saying that “…everything was sort of hazy and unrezzed. It was like I was hovering above my body. I thought I was dying”.

Quite Oh remained motionless for a full three minutes before realizing that she had not died or frozen. Witness to this brutal and baffling act, Miter Lorefield managed to capture the dangerous woman in the act. Miter was logged to having cried out “Proof!”.

Brace Coral Beats Bejeezus out of Benificient Oh

Brace Coral Beats Bejeezus out of Beautiful and Benificient Quite Oh

The wild and cunning Brace Coral remains uncaptured to this day. Said a witness who was too chicken to give her name *cough*Disa*cough*: “I’m not turning her in! Brace is wild and crazy and sets fear into my heart. I tremble at the mere mention of her name! No way man!”.  Locke Cardway a less than sympathetic and well known shady character offered “Finally someone had the courage to do it. X-D”. Ms. Cardway is currently under investigation by the mean-people avatar squad.

A reward is offered: high quality cubes made of plywood from genuine Linden trees is offered for information leading to her arrest, or at the very least, serious tsk-tsk-tsking


  1. Miter Lorefield said,

    August 7, 2008 at 3:16 am

    Actually Quite, most of us feel that if you did manage to get Brace angry enough to assault you…. you probably deserved it. :P

  2. Brace said,

    August 8, 2008 at 12:36 am


    *wields MiniBrace Bat of Doom*

    who’s NEXT???

  3. Trep Cosmo said,

    August 8, 2008 at 3:58 am

    Yeeeah, about that. I tried to take the elusive Brace into custody. But…she smooched me and the next thing I knew I was on the floor beaten senseless.


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